The U.S. Senate accredited a invoice Tuesday that may make daylight-saving time everlasting beginning in 2023. The Onion appears to be like at the advantages of this laws.
- Additional hour of daylight you continue to received’t make the most of
- Reduces waste by eliminating have to throw out clock twice a yr
- Will curry favor with the solar god Ra
- One step nearer to canceling winter altogether
- Gained’t throw again out resetting sundial anymore
- Certain to annoy farmer or two
- Canine will lastly know what time it’s
- Darker winter mornings will make it simpler to sleep whereas driving to work
- Simpler than making an attempt to take care of that entire voting rights factor
