WASHINGTON—Gathering with household and associates to mark one other efficient return to normality, Individuals had been reportedly celebrating their fourth consecutive victory over Covid on Thursday. “Defeating the virus simply as soon as would have been sufficient for us, however 4 consecutive wins? What a deal with!” stated 53-year-old Indianapolis resident Adrien Miller, simply one of many reported thousands and thousands of individuals throughout the nation who had been delighted and relieved to have as soon as once more turned a nook within the battle in opposition to Covid. “We’ve completely dominated Covid for the fourth time in two years. How fortunate are we? It’s wonderful what we will accomplish in such a short while after we all work collectively. My coronary heart’s simply racing with the joys of figuring out I’ll by no means need to put on one other masks for the following three months, at the least.” At press time, sources confirmed Individuals had been elevating their glasses in a toast to the following 4 victories.