HomeHumorWhich one is me…which one is a lifeless possum? – The Bloggess

Which one is me…which one is a lifeless possum? – The Bloggess

So I lately obtained an exquisite shock from my unusual and proficient mates at TEA PARTY OF THE DAMNED, as a result of they despatched me a photograph of an unimaginable interpretation of my Damaged guide cowl, after which I used to be even extra stunned as a result of they have been like, “WE’RE SENDING IT TO YOU” and the superb staff at Nowhere Bookshop was even extra stunned as a result of they at all times open my mail in case there’s one thing in there that can go dangerous and that’s why they opened up a bundle to discover a field of surprising lifeless possum.

Some individuals would possibly suppose this was some type of menace they usually have been barely involved as a result of “SOMEONE SENT YOU A MUMMIFIED ROADKILL POSSUM IN A DRESS” and admittedly that was a little bit regarding to me too as a result of I’ve lots of moral taxidermy however I don’t suppose I’ve something mummified and I puzzled briefly if it obtained moist if it might come again to life (as a result of I really do have a pal with a pet possum that’s lovely), however then I remembered science and figured that most likely wouldn’t work.

Then the Nowhere staff pulled out a small sculpted beastie they usually have been like, “Cling on. That is you out of your guide cowl. We simply didn’t acknowledge you as a result of this possum doesn’t have pockets” and I promptly (for me) ran as much as the shop to save lots of them from the questionable however incredible whimsy that’s Jenny Pawsome. And I assumed they’d be relieved however they have been like, “Really, now that we’ve gotten used to this cute weirdo she’s actually beginning to develop on us” and that’s good as a result of I think that’s precisely the identical factor they are saying about me.

So perhaps when Damaged comes out in paperback in a couple of months Jenny Pawsome and her incredible beastie can return as much as Nowhere for a tiny tour as a result of actually? This type of brilliance must be shared.

Simply perhaps don’t spill water on her.



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